cosmo tip #253

expertcosmotips:

have your man grow tentacles and reenact your favourite hentai! 

Best idea EVER

27381:

Well, it will be visually stunning, that’s for sure.

I am so excited for this!!

(Source: johnsturturro)

I try and try

Today I realized that my life is a piece of shit. I can’t find a simple waiting job that will hire me and can’t help but know the fact that I am not talented. My life for the past 19 going on 20 years have just been a waste. I literally make the effort to look on the bright side but now I am wondering, what the hell am I supposed to do with my life? Stay at home? My brother has his shit together, why is it taking so long for me to get mine there? Jesus all I want is to be on the road to happiness but I fear that I missed the turnpike.

Me

Me

Eh you know…just playing with my bird

Eh you know…just playing with my bird

I need this Now

I need this Now

(Source: sunst0ne)

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH!!!

(Source: queenlabrifah)

The boy with the milk in the Clock Work Orange outfit is giving me EVERYTHING!!!!

(Source: luaarodrigues)